Saturday, June 4, 2011

Mr. Bastard.

My dad knows someone called Mr. Bastard.


When he told us yesterday I was all LAWL WHUTT ABBU. And I was, like totally ROFLMAO.


Well, not really, but yeah. Funny it was. Apparently it's pronounced 'Bast-uh'. 


Poor guy :D


SOO I AM FINALLY DUNZ WITH EXAMS AND UNIVERSITY INTERVIEWS AND SHIZZ AND YAY I CAN NOW WASTE TIME GUILTLESSLY! :D


Oh the other day Ammi got me my favourite cereal (Koko Krunch ^^) and I haz obtained a free Rio ki game ki CD! Free things are the best right.


HURR-YAYYY.


Why am I even writing this? 


I don't know, no not really. But the thing is, I shall be posting regularly now, so watch out bitchezz.


I shall leave you with a song (WTF do I think I am? A Radio Jockey? HMPH). It's by Radiohead. I love Radiohead. Radiohead is the best. Radiohead is totally kewllxx. 


Has anyone noticed the HUGE mosquitoes flying around in Islamabad these days? No? I didn't think so. I don't think any of you live in Islamabad.
THEY'RE SO BIG I SWEAR THEY'RE ON STEROIDS MANNN :O :O 


Okay I'll STFU now. Enjway ze saang, plzzzzzzzzzxxx:






Man. My mother is singing weird old Punjabi songs in a high pitched voice just to annoy me. Uff.


Khair.


LATORZ! :D

9 comments:

  1. FIRST COMMENT, BEEECH! :D
    Mr. Bastard? I wanna meet him. TODAY. NOW.
    And hahahaha, this post was pretty random.
    YAY exams over and you will blog regularly.
    I like.

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  2. hahahahah Mr. Bastard. poor thing.
    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR YOU BEING FREE NOW! ♥ i love you blog and all your posts on it.
    i like Coco Pops best :D

    <(")
    =(-)=
    = =
    bird.

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  3. Hahaha, it sounds like the Pokemon game.

    You have obtained a new item!

    >Check Bag

    >You have obtained a Rio CD-Game! Congratulations!

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  4. @Maryam: YAYY first comment :D And I'm glad you like.

    @Furree: THANK YOUU <3 AND THE BIRD. IT IS WIN.

    @P: The Pokemon game was the best. Okay.
    ^^

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  5. Haha! You're finally free. What a relief :).
    Enjoy your holidays!

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  6. Mosquitoes? Where? I don't see any around mehz. WHY!

    My mum sings weird punjabi songs as well. Comedy hoti hai poori.

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  7. hahaha bechaaraa.
    i wonder how much fun was made of him in his childhood. so sad.
    My exams ended too! Just now. a day ago. it's such a relief.
    Only ver few little little mosquitoes we have in karachi. something that is good, at least.

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  8. @Nas: I plan on doing exactlt that :D

    @AcetylCholine: Consider yourself lucky :|
    Han comedy poori :D

    @Vice Versa: IKR? Bechara. :P

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  9. growing up in ny i always laughed at people with butts as their last name until my parents told me its in urdu lol

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