My dad knows someone called Mr. Bastard.
When he told us yesterday I was all LAWL WHUTT ABBU. And I was, like totally ROFLMAO.
Well, not really, but yeah. Funny it was. Apparently it's pronounced 'Bast-uh'.
Poor guy :D
SOO I AM FINALLY DUNZ WITH EXAMS AND UNIVERSITY INTERVIEWS AND SHIZZ AND YAY I CAN NOW WASTE TIME GUILTLESSLY! :D
Oh the other day Ammi got me my favourite cereal (Koko Krunch ^^) and I haz obtained a free Rio ki game ki CD! Free things are the best right.
Why am I even writing this?
I don't know, no not really. But the thing is, I shall be posting regularly now, so watch out bitchezz.
I shall leave you with a song (WTF do I think I am? A Radio Jockey? HMPH). It's by Radiohead. I love Radiohead. Radiohead is the best. Radiohead is totally kewllxx.
Has anyone noticed the HUGE mosquitoes flying around in Islamabad these days? No? I didn't think so. I don't think any of you live in Islamabad.
THEY'RE SO BIG I SWEAR THEY'RE ON STEROIDS MANNN :O :O
Okay I'll STFU now. Enjway ze saang, plzzzzzzzzzxxx:
Man. My mother is singing weird old Punjabi songs in a high pitched voice just to annoy me. Uff.