The best kind of food, obviously, is of the free variety. The sort you get at weddings, ufff. Matlab keh uffff. Nothing like mountains of artery-clogging, ulcer-inducing cheap food cooked in diesel. Wah wah wah. Also the sort you get when someone's treating you on their birthday.
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Then there is of course comfort food. I've heard people say that comfort food is a myth. I tell them screw you, live and let live you party poopers. If someone feels better if they eat three glazed donuts in a row just because they feel down, LET THEM.
And then, And then. There is food sneaked in the middle of the night. Food that you suddenly get a craving for, and then you go steal it from the fridge nasty and cold but it's totally worth it. I was once caught wolfing down biryani by the spoonful at four in the morning by my paternal aunt. Now Phuphoo already thinks I'm weird ( I dunno, I just know she does, for some odd reason.. :D) and OMG the look she gave me was just epic.
I also like sneaking ice cream out of the freezer at night.
I also like eating Everyday. Yes, Everyday. The tea whitener. And yes, eating. I eat actual spoonfuls of the stuff and it's actually pretty good. Kind of gross at first but good :D
HAHAA. I have probably totally grossed you out by now. But IDC. ^^
HAHAA. I have probably totally grossed you out by now. But IDC. ^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I likez the post and your hunger.
ReplyDeletelol damn i do a lot of those things. Although shadi food is something that i can't eat much. Its just so much around you kay dekh kay hi dil bhar jata hai plus its more entertaining to watch people eat in shadis :P lol rather than eating urself.
ReplyDeleteab diesel itna mehnga ho gaya hai I wonder kis main pakatay hongay woh khanay ab :O *ponders*
I sometimes cook food (bread and omellete i wonder if that qualifies as cooking) at night :P
My mom has started to keep the fridge empty because of my stealing habbits :P lol...
my phupho on the contrary wants me to eat like anything all the time :P hahaha .. adeel beta khaya piya karo dekho kitnay kamzoor ho gaye ho ..and then she starts cooking those oily stinky foods for me :P damn... acha enough bongiyan... *hi5*
you cute-and-totally-not-weird person! ♥
ReplyDeletei always get a craving for tea around 4 in the morning, and instant noodles. the chatpattay ones :P
I HATE POWDERED MILKKKKKKK UGGHHH but my brother and cousins love stuffing their face with it so i suppose it's a pretty normal thing to eat :P
And i thought i was the only one. :D
ReplyDeleteyou are hilarious! ! ! and whata n artist. your phupho probably thinks your so cute... only if we could see your face when you got caught! lol
ReplyDelete@Maryam: Thankoo :D
ReplyDelete@eddiesdomain: Hahah true true I do enjoy watching people stuff their faces on weddings. And omelette DOES qualify as cooking!
Your phupho.. I can totally imagine -___-
@Furree: I LURVE CHATPATTAY NOODLES! And thank you :3
@Anadit_Andy: Haha, think againz :D
@herenownotforever: Thank you, thank you! And believe me, she definitely does not think I'm 'cute' :P
I eat when I am bored. And when I stop eating you know I am REALLY bored!
ReplyDeleteWedding food is AWESOME.
I remember once when I was 7, I had a dream about sweet corn soup, and woke up my mum at 3am telling her to make me some in the morning. She was not happy 8-).
FOOD.
ReplyDeleteI agree, food is awesome.
The only reason shaadis are bearable is the food.
Sometimes, i get these strange cravings to eat something, and they do not get outta my haed the whole day, and i have to keep pestering my dad to get it for me until he does. :p
and cold pizza rocks.
i remember having a pinch of everyday once. it was just okay.