I have a mermaid. It has pink hair and blue eyes, and a mouth that is in a perpetual pucker.
It stares at me all the time, even when I don't want it to.
I also have a headless skeleton. It glows in the dark.
My best friend from seventh grade gave it to me.
It used to have a head then though. I wonder where it went, the head.
My brother and I named it Pilla.