burka woman with your sexy feet

zhis.incaseyourewondering.

So I discovered this buried in my USB today. It's apparent;y vairy old. 

I have no idea what this means. 

I also have no idea about the mental state I was in when I wrote this.

It might have something to do with the fact that I used to be scared of women in burkas when I was little.

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HIYAAAAAAAA the woman in the black burqa said. Hiyaaaa she said and I saw her flying towards me footfirst. I screamed IT’S A FLYING KICK and I jumped out of the way. She hit the ground rolled over and immediately got back up. I looked at her over my shoulder my eyes all wide and breathing like a fishy and she’s coming towards me and I run and I look back over my shoulder and I run and then she’s closer and I run faster and noo she’s gaining on me no

You want to know the ending don’t you.

You know you do.

bhooki hoon mai.

Greaseburger and fries. And a large milkshake.

I'd kill for that right naow. O__o

Mr. Bastard.

My dad knows someone called Mr. Bastard.


When he told us yesterday I was all LAWL WHUTT ABBU. And I was, like totally ROFLMAO.


Well, not really, but yeah. Funny it was. Apparently it's pronounced 'Bast-uh'. 


Poor guy :D


SOO I AM FINALLY DUNZ WITH EXAMS AND UNIVERSITY INTERVIEWS AND SHIZZ AND YAY I CAN NOW WASTE TIME GUILTLESSLY! :D


Oh the other day Ammi got me my favourite cereal (Koko Krunch ^^) and I haz obtained a free Rio ki game ki CD! Free things are the best right.


HURR-YAYYY.


Why am I even writing this? 


I don't know, no not really. But the thing is, I shall be posting regularly now, so watch out bitchezz.


I shall leave you with a song (WTF do I think I am? A Radio Jockey? HMPH). It's by Radiohead. I love Radiohead. Radiohead is the best. Radiohead is totally kewllxx. 


Has anyone noticed the HUGE mosquitoes flying around in Islamabad these days? No? I didn't think so. I don't think any of you live in Islamabad.
THEY'RE SO BIG I SWEAR THEY'RE ON STEROIDS MANNN :O :O 


Okay I'll STFU now. Enjway ze saang, plzzzzzzzzzxxx:

Man. My mother is singing weird old Punjabi songs in a high pitched voice just to annoy me. Uff.


Khair.


LATORZ! :D